Org chart
Every FAKEDIVIDEND holder, hired automatically. Titles update as shares move.
| Title | Shares needed | Headcount |
|---|---|---|
| Executive Vice President | 10,000,000 | 2 |
| Senior Vice President | 5,000,000 | 1 |
| Vice President | 2,000,000 | 4 |
| Director | 1,000,000 | 26 |
| Manager | 500,000 | 11 |
| Associate | 100,000 | 9 |
| Unpaid Intern | 0 | 24 |
Executive Vice Presidents 2
Senior Vice Presidents 1
Vice Presidents 4
Directors 26
- Director of RightsizingCaptain Damn · 19zGzp…2d2B · 1,980,497 sh
- Director of Synergy1BfbEG…dJ7Y · 1,197,480 sh
- Director of Strategic Napping1B9s3w…i5tJ · 1,125,000 sh
- Director of Deliverables19QWXp…ACSX · 1,003,973 sh
- Director of Forward Guidance12LVy8…Qg7t · 1,000,000 sh
- Director of Moving the Needle144Hfy…Y1XE · 1,000,000 sh
- Director of Vibes14RFPT…8ZmT · 1,000,000 sh
- Director of Paperwork14udFR…UeTC · 1,000,000 sh
- Director of Synergy173cE6…bAjC · 1,000,000 sh
- Director of Blockchain Solutions19njEJ…7QmV · 1,000,000 sh
- Director of Dividend Fabrication19RfaW…N13p · 1,000,000 sh
- Director of Shareholder Value1ACU8w…e6tm · 1,000,000 sh
- Director of Blockchain Solutions1DupWF…6d73 · 1,000,000 sh
- Director of Open-Door Policy1DXPW3…Md9C · 1,000,000 sh
- Director of PaperworkKEK · 1DZJoJ…FxPM · 1,000,000 sh
- Director of Quarterly Excuses1EoVkF…SVPN · 1,000,000 sh
- Director of Rightsizing1LYMCf…wVvp · 1,000,000 sh
- Director of Paperwork1MmBQ6…iRZ1 · 1,000,000 sh
- Director of Low-Hanging Fruit1NsXUA…Xbcs · 1,000,000 sh
- Director of Disruptionbc1p5h…da3s · 1,000,000 sh
- Director of Synergybc1pd8…s2ut · 1,000,000 sh
- Director of Action Itemsbc1ps9…m3s4 · 1,000,000 sh
- Director of Action Itemsbc1q0t…3jxg · 1,000,000 sh
- Director of Rightsizingbc1qj8…f56x · 1,000,000 sh
- Director of Forward Guidancebc1qud…2hmk · 1,000,000 sh
- Director of Rightsizingbc1qyn…0cq3 · 1,000,000 sh
Managers 11
- Manager of Org Chartsbc1qua…dpth · 977,466 sh
- Manager of Reply-Allbc1qps…h9wp · 940,000 sh
- Manager of Strategic Nappingbc1pvn…rnsm · 900,000 sh
- Manager of Coffee LogisticsLou Ser · 16wUS8…1uGm · 799,180 sh
- Manager of Coffee LogisticsCtrl Alt Del · 1BPa49…7ifc · 799,016 sh
- Manager of Vibesbc1pd7…pnn8 · 780,000 sh
- Manager of Synergy1EbxDv…RsJB · 615,000 sh
- Manager of Blockchain Solutionsbc1qw2…jv00 · 500,001 sh
- Manager of Low-Hanging FruitDAY ONESOCOM · bc1pfv…3gqd · 500,000 sh
- Manager of Open-Door Policybc1q3u…8nww · 500,000 sh
- Manager of Shareholder Valuebc1qn0…lhct · 500,000 sh
Associates 9
- Associate of Open-Door Policy1EfAyi…DVJv · 493,033 sh
- Associate of Coffee Logistics1z9J1T…BiwA · 483,000 sh
- Associate of Moving the Needle1KGUH2…fzf3 · 474,669 sh
- Associate of Moving the Needlebc1qnw…vte2 · 385,969 sh
- Associate of Shareholder Value16xG9N…f87X · 216,000 sh
- Associate of Org Charts1NCDgC…wuWN · 200,496 sh
- Associate of Pivots1ALXrs…Zsr5 · 200,000 sh
- Associate of Mandatory Funbc1qyq…7ldh · 159,409 sh
- Associate of Stakeholder Feelingsbc1p5g…98rn · 100,000 sh
Unpaid Interns 24
- Unpaid Intern, Strategic Nappingbc1qz8…220w · 84,848 sh
- Unpaid Intern, Deliverablesbc1q6j…curj · 1,000 sh
- Unpaid Intern, Rightsizingbc1qvn…crql · 0 sh
- Unpaid Intern, Low-Hanging Fruit1JkSbS…AgXH · 0 sh
- Unpaid Intern, Dividend Fabricationbc1qw8…rv9d · 0 sh
- Unpaid Intern, Coffee Logisticsbc1qa7…6vwf · 0 sh
- Unpaid Intern, Circling Backbc1q2l…pwcx · 0 sh
- Unpaid Intern, Rightsizingbc1q63…7ney · 0 sh
- Unpaid Intern, Synergybc1p2n…k0me · 0 sh
- Unpaid Intern, Strategic Nappingbc1qfg…28e0 · 0 sh
- Unpaid Intern, Bandwidthbc1q2q…0c07 · 0 sh
- Unpaid Intern, Opticsbc1qhx…rlxj · 0 sh
- Unpaid Intern, Reply-All1Pf15R…9LzR · 0 sh
- Unpaid Intern, Dividend Fabricationbc1qsz…957r · 0 sh
- Unpaid Intern, Low-Hanging Fruit16xuY5…yJkD · 0 sh
- Unpaid Intern, Dividend Fabricationbc1qym…g2mv · 0 sh
- Unpaid Intern, Pivotsbc1qdc…syaa · 0 sh
- Unpaid Intern, Disruption15dx2K…71ZA · 0 sh
- Unpaid Intern, Blockchain Solutionsbc1qp0…f7sd · 0 sh
- Unpaid Intern, Dividend Fabrication1Nyu9D…Eqgk · 0 sh
- Unpaid Intern, Open-Door Policy1AYqYu…Bqjh · 0 sh
- Unpaid Intern, Mandatory Funbc1qnv…l5tr · 0 sh
- Unpaid Intern, Thought Leadershipbc1qps…nsgf · 0 sh
- Unpaid Intern, Rightsizingbc1qp8…nt44 · 0 sh