FAKEDIVIDEND Inc.OFFICE OF HUMAN RESOURCES · CONFIDENTIAL

OFFER OF EMPLOYMENT

Dear Lou Ser,

We are pleased to offer you the position of Manager of Coffee Logistics, effective November 1, 2026.

Your compensation is one (1) fake dividend per quarter for every million shares you hold, paid on Bitcoin in certificates backed by nothing. Your title follows your shares: you currently hold 799,180, which makes you employee #37 by seniority of bag.

Please report to the lobby on opening day to clock in. Dress code: whatever you're wearing.

Management

Management, FAKEDIVIDEND Inc.

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Title: Manager
Department: Coffee Logistics
Shares: 799,180
Next promotion: Director: +200,819
Days clocked in: 1

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Promotions are automatic: hold 1,000,000 shares and HR updates your title. Shares on xcp.fun ↗

Q1 fake dividend

On track for 0.79 FAKEDIVIDEND.Q1: one certificate per million shares, paid on-chain on Sunday, November 15. It goes to whoever holds the shares on the record date. The certificate is worth nothing; that's the point. How the dividend works

Specimen FAKEDIVIDEND.Q1 certificate: 0.79 certificates projected

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