OFFER OF EMPLOYMENT
Dear 1NCDgC…wuWN,
We are pleased to offer you the position of Associate of Org Charts, effective November 1, 2026.
Your compensation is one (1) fake dividend per quarter for every million shares you hold, paid on Bitcoin in certificates backed by nothing. Your title follows your shares: you currently hold 200,496, which makes you employee #50 by seniority of bag.
Please report to the lobby on opening day to clock in. Dress code: whatever you're wearing.
Management
Management, FAKEDIVIDEND Inc.