FAKEDIVIDEND Inc.
FAKEDIVIDEND Inc.OFFICE OF HUMAN RESOURCES · CONFIDENTIAL

OFFER OF EMPLOYMENT

Dear bc1qw2…jv00,

We are pleased to offer you the position of Director of Blockchain Solutions, effective November 1, 2026.

Your compensation is one (1) fake dividend per quarter for every million shares you hold, paid on Bitcoin in certificates backed by nothing. Your title follows your shares: you currently hold 1,000,000, which makes you employee #47 by seniority of bag.

Please report to the lobby on opening day to clock in. Dress code: whatever you're wearing.

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The Board of Directors, FAKEDIVIDEND Inc.

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Business card: Director of Blockchain Solutions, FAKEDIVIDEND Inc.
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Title
Director
Department
Blockchain Solutions
Shares
1,000,000
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Vice President: +1,000,000

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