OFFER OF EMPLOYMENT

Dear 1z9J1T…BiwA,

We are pleased to offer you the position of Associate of Coffee Logistics, effective November 1, 2026.

Your compensation is one (1) fake dividend per quarter for every million shares you hold, paid on Bitcoin in certificates backed by nothing. Your title follows your shares: you currently hold 483,000, which makes you employee #59 by seniority of bag.

Please report to the lobby on opening day to clock in. Dress code: whatever you're wearing.

The Board

The Board of Directors, FAKEDIVIDEND Inc.