FAKEDIVIDEND Inc.
FAKEDIVIDEND Inc.OFFICE OF HUMAN RESOURCES · CONFIDENTIAL

OFFER OF EMPLOYMENT

Dear bc1qn0…lhct,

We are pleased to offer you the position of Manager of Shareholder Value, effective November 1, 2026.

Your compensation is one (1) fake dividend per quarter for every million shares you hold, paid on Bitcoin in certificates backed by nothing. Your title follows your shares: you currently hold 500,000, which makes you employee #51 by seniority of bag.

Please report to the lobby on opening day to clock in. Dress code: whatever you're wearing.

The Board

The Board of Directors, FAKEDIVIDEND Inc.

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Title
Manager
Department
Shareholder Value
Shares
500,000
Next promotion
Director: +500,000

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