OFFER OF EMPLOYMENT

Dear bc1qps…nsgf,

We are pleased to offer you the position of Unpaid Intern, Thought Leadership, effective November 1, 2026.

Your compensation is one (1) fake dividend per quarter for every million shares you hold, paid on Bitcoin in certificates backed by nothing. Your title follows your shares: you currently hold 0, which makes you employee #71 by seniority of bag.

Please report to the lobby on opening day to clock in. Dress code: whatever you're wearing.

The Board

The Board of Directors, FAKEDIVIDEND Inc.