FAKEDIVIDEND Inc.OFFICE OF HUMAN RESOURCES · CONFIDENTIAL

OFFER OF EMPLOYMENT

Dear bc1qp0…f7sd,

We are pleased to offer you the position of Unpaid Intern, Blockchain Solutions, effective November 1, 2026.

Your compensation is one (1) fake dividend per quarter for every million shares you hold, paid on Bitcoin in certificates backed by nothing. Your title follows your shares: you currently hold 0, which makes you employee #77 by seniority of bag.

Please report to the lobby on opening day to clock in. Dress code: whatever you're wearing.

The Board

The Board of Directors, FAKEDIVIDEND Inc.

Business card

Custom names and catchphrases arrive with the print shop after opening.

Business card: Unpaid Intern, Blockchain Solutions, FAKEDIVIDEND Inc.
Title
Unpaid Intern
Department
Blockchain Solutions
Shares
0
Next promotion
Associate: +99,999

Promotions are automatic: hold 100,000 shares and HR updates your title. Shares on xcp.fun ↗

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