OFFER OF EMPLOYMENT

Dear 16xG9N…f87X,

We are pleased to offer you the position of Associate of Shareholder Value, effective November 1, 2026.

Your compensation is one (1) fake dividend per quarter for every million shares you hold, paid on Bitcoin in certificates backed by nothing. Your title follows your shares: you currently hold 216,000, which makes you employee #63 by seniority of bag.

Please report to the lobby on opening day to clock in. Dress code: whatever you're wearing.

The Board

The Board of Directors, FAKEDIVIDEND Inc.