FAKEDIVIDEND Inc.
FAKEDIVIDEND Inc.OFFICE OF HUMAN RESOURCES · CONFIDENTIAL

OFFER OF EMPLOYMENT

Dear 1BfbEG…dJ7Y,

We are pleased to offer you the position of Director of Synergy, effective November 1, 2026.

Your compensation is one (1) fake dividend per quarter for every million shares you hold, paid on Bitcoin in certificates backed by nothing. Your title follows your shares: you currently hold 1,197,480, which makes you employee #9 by seniority of bag.

Please report to the lobby on opening day to clock in. Dress code: whatever you're wearing.

Management

Management, FAKEDIVIDEND Inc.

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Title
Director
Department
Synergy
Shares
1,197,480
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Q1 fake dividend

On track for 1.19 FAKEDIVIDEND.Q1: one certificate per million shares, paid on-chain on Sunday, November 15. It goes to whoever holds the shares on the record date. The certificate is worth nothing; that's the point. How the dividend works

Specimen FAKEDIVIDEND.Q1 certificate: 1.19 certificates projected

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