FAKEDIVIDEND Inc.OFFICE OF HUMAN RESOURCES · CONFIDENTIAL

OFFER OF EMPLOYMENT

Dear bc1qua…dpth,

We are pleased to offer you the position of Manager of Org Charts, effective November 1, 2026.

Your compensation is one (1) fake dividend per quarter for every million shares you hold, paid on Bitcoin in certificates backed by nothing. Your title follows your shares: you currently hold 977,466, which makes you employee #34 by seniority of bag.

Please report to the lobby on opening day to clock in. Dress code: whatever you're wearing.

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Title: Manager
Department: Org Charts
Shares: 977,466
Next promotion: Director: +22,533

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Promotions are automatic: hold 1,000,000 shares and HR updates your title. Shares on xcp.fun ↗

Q1 fake dividend

On track for 0.97 FAKEDIVIDEND.Q1: one certificate per million shares, paid on-chain on Sunday, November 15. It goes to whoever holds the shares on the record date. The certificate is worth nothing; that's the point. How the dividend works

Specimen FAKEDIVIDEND.Q1 certificate: 0.97 certificates projected

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