FAKEDIVIDEND Inc.
FAKEDIVIDEND Inc.OFFICE OF HUMAN RESOURCES · CONFIDENTIAL

OFFER OF EMPLOYMENT

Dear bc1ppy…wp93,

We are pleased to offer you the position of Associate of Pivots, effective November 1, 2026.

Your compensation is one (1) fake dividend per quarter for every million shares you hold, paid on Bitcoin in certificates backed by nothing. Your title follows your shares: you currently hold 300,000, which makes you employee #62 by seniority of bag.

Please report to the lobby on opening day to clock in. Dress code: whatever you're wearing.

The Board

The Board of Directors, FAKEDIVIDEND Inc.

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Business card: Associate of Pivots, FAKEDIVIDEND Inc.
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Title
Associate
Department
Pivots
Shares
300,000
Next promotion
Manager: +200,000

Promotions are automatic: hold 500,000 shares and HR updates your title. Shares on xcp.fun ↗

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